WE'RE WATCHING YOU CAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING U.S.
Temecula, CA – In answer to yesterday's request for an APB on our boy Elroy, I mean Benedict Obama, we got two updates from our moles on the ground. The first is for those who might want to take in the Democratic Debate for free, or double your chances if you donate.
You may need a program to be able to identify anyone pass Hillary Rodham Clinton and Bernie Sanders though, as the Democratic Party seeks to confuse all outside their front-runner choice of Mrs. Bill 'They Still Love Him' Clinton. Recently Hillary has been pulling a George Bush trick, repeating the programs/philosophy of the competition by recently coming out against the TPP and vowing to get tough on Wall Street, two of Bernie's main planks. After making millions from Wall Street friends and connections, don't look for Lady Macbeth to bite the hand that knows her.
The national debate will take place next week but one winner will be selected to be flown first class into the event with a two night stay included. Go here to enter, and Good Luck. I entered, who knows, it could be fun. After the jump, the invitation to the Obama's.